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Evergreen Inc’s fabled Hexagon Headquarters™️ has been destroyed by Internal Thermonuclear Missiles sources say the attack may have been caused by a machine malfunction, but things like these don’t just happen on their own, what caused this catastrophic failure? perhaps a hacker or terrorist group or maybe someone just knocked the big red button, who…

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